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David Cronenberg Is Legion

March 19, 2009
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“I think of horror films as art, as films of confrontation. Films that make you confront aspects of your own life that are difficult to face. Just because you’re making a horror film doesn’t mean you can’t make an artful film.”

David Cronenberg is my favorite filmmaker of all time. I sleep under a Videodrome poster. I’ve sought out almost the entirety of his filmography in 35mm. Naked Lunch was one of the first film experiences my wife and I shared together. The man has influenced me creatively in ways I cannot begin to express. So it was a pleasant surprise today when I read  that France is honoring the director with the country’s highest distinction, the Legion d’honneur.On April 1 in Toronto, Cronenberg will be  presented with the Medal of Knight to the French National Order of the Legion of Honor by Francis Delattre, France’s ambassador to Canada, on behalf of French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Anyone who loves film should be pleased with this news. The man is a legend; a true innovator who is not trapped by the genre he works inside of, but rather uses it to expound upon the very nature of human existence. From the New Flesh of Man Renn to the advent of the Brundlefly, the man has seared images into the memories of anyone who has viewed one of his films. They are all undeniable works of art in their own right and his ruminations on media and technology are probably more relevant today than when they were first introduced. 

David Cronenberg, a simple “congratulations” will not do here. You sir truly are a genius deserving of this honor and many, many more. 


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Here’s A Wild Thing

March 18, 2009
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Two words: Fucking Beautiful.

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Sam Mendes Builds a Hipster Home

March 18, 2009
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Huh. I’m not gonna lie, after the putrid pile of shit that was Revolutionary Road, I never wanted Sam Mendes to visit suburbia again. But maybe I’m wrong as this trailer for Mendes’new film, Away We Go is really quite something. Penned by Dave Eggars and Vendela Vida (my lit sense is tingling), the film follows a young couple (John Krasinski and Maya Rudolph) who roam the United States looking for the ideal place to raise their soon-to-arrive first child. Along the way they learn that the “normal Suburban life” is just s crock of shit. Could this be Lost In America for the hipster set? We will soon see.


New Music: Handsome Furs – “All We Want, Baby, Is Everything”

March 16, 2009
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facecontrolSampling is nothing new in this day and age. Hell, when Girl Talk is one of the biggest things out there, you wonder if we’ve moved into a new era where the art is no longer seen as just paying homage but, just that, art; reinterpreting someone else’s work to create something entirely new and unique. And the Handsome Furs are going down the sampling route for the first time with this new track, “All We Want, Baby, Is Everything”. In a bold move, Dan Boeckner has culled most of the track from the phenomenal 1982 New Order single, “Temptation”. But the song sounds nothing like a band trying to play dress up in the 80s New Wave legends’ clothes. Though he starts off many lines of the song the same as Bernard Sumner does in the original, Boeckner takes each lyric and makes it his own. Plus, his guitar notes are stadium-sized, as if he’s trying to reach even the top rows of Giants Stadium. It’s a great track and, unless you knew the original song it plays with, you would never connect it at all.

Check it out here.


Thirst For This Trailer

March 16, 2009
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Yeah, I know, it’s completely in Korean and I can’t understand it either. But take a look below at the trailer for Thirst, Park Chan-Wook’s take on the vampite thriller. And if you’re asking yourself, “who is Park Chan-Wook?”, you shouldn’t even be reading my blog.


Film Review: The Last House on the Left

March 15, 2009
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I feel like this conversation was had at many megaplexes across the country this weekend:

A Guy and a Girl are on a date. They’re waiting in line at the box office, perusing the titles of what the theater is currently showing and trying to decide what to see.

GUY: Have you seen that Watchmen thing yet?

GIRL: Yeah, it was so boring. How can you have a Superhero film with no aciton in it?

GUY: I thought so too. And that dude’s blue wang…what the fuck man, the director must be GAY! Um…ok…how about Taken?

GIRL: Is that the one where the old guy like, kills all those guys while trying to get his daughter out of slavery or something?

GUY: Yeah, he’s like Jack Bauer’s dad.

GIRL: I saw that last week.

GUY: Oh. OK.

The Guy nervously scans the rest of the board. Comes to…

GUY: How about Last House on the Left?

GIRL: What’s that?

GUY: I’m not really sure.  I saw the preview when I watched Friday the 13th and it’s, like, about a girl who gets beat up in the woods by these crazy ass dudes and then her parents, like, take revenge on them or something when the crazy dudes end up staying at their house.

GIRL: Why would they ever let someone who beat up their daughter stay at their house?

GUY: I dunno. It’s supposed to be ironical, I think. Plus, I think the dude who made like, A Nightmare on Elm Street made it or something.

GIRL: Oh sweet. I loved Freddy. He’s all funny and not even scary at all. Let’s see that.

The Guy is on cloud nine. He’s definitely going to score after she clings to his arm for an hour and a half. He strolls to the box office and orders two tickets for Last House on the Left.

SMASH CUT TO:

The two sitting in the theater, staring up at the screen. Mouths agape, they watch as poor little Mari Collingwood gets brutally raped by Krug and his gang of criminals. The Girl is horrified and feels more than a little dirty. The Guy is pissed, as he knows there isn’t a chance in Hell that he is going to get any booty tonight.

Now…just imagine they were watching the original. Do you think they would have even lasted this long?

The new version of Last House on the Left, produced by Wes Craven and directed by Greek filmmaker Dennis Illadis, is horrible. And the scene I’ve just described to you is one of THE ONLY TWO effective scenes in the entire film. What should have been a memorable trip down exploitation memory lane is crippled by an ineffective attempt at providing back-story for the protagonists and one truly boneheaded change that strips the new picture of any true meaning. The film so drastically misses the point of the original film that I have a hard time believing that Wes Craven had any creative duties at all besides collecting a paycheck when the film was green-lit.

I’ll keep this short.

Last House of the Left is very much a part of the “Ugly Films That Looks Gorgeous” genre that was defined by Marcus Nipsel’s Texas Chainsaw and Friday the 13th remakes. Into these early “beautiful but grimy scenes” (filmed in South Africa, but looking very much like the Pacific Northwest) Iliadis inserts one truly brutal moment: a rape scene that is severely hard to sit through because of its unflinching cruelty. And after an unbelievably lame opening (a supposedly “shocking” crash/murder that is just sort of uninteresting exposition and a whole bunch of awful “normal family with a haunting secret” nonsense) it hows promise that maybe this movie has a few exploitive tricks up its sleeve. 

Wrong.

Anyone who dislikes spoilers should read no further.

In fact, screenwriter Carl Ellsworth has changed one major story element from the original that flat out ruins the rest of the movie. Even without comparing this to the original film, it would have killed the rest of the film simply because of what it means in terms of theme for what is to follow. While the two basic stories are the same – a group of criminals rape a girl and unknowingly end up taking shelter in her parent’s house (because it’s ironical, see?) – Ellsworth has chosen to let the girl to live. And to slowly make her way back to the parents’ house while the killers plot how they’re going to murder the perfect subarbanites.

If Ellsworth would have kept his balls intact, the girl would be dead and the parents would be killing these sadistic criminals because such a horrible tragedy has befell their family and transformed them into monsters. Instead, this plays out like a gory Lifetime MOW, where Debra Winger won’t let her daughter be harmed. Aside from a scene where the mother (Monica Potter) and father (Tony Goldwyn) double team one of the attackers and shove his hand down a garbage disposer, this film lacks any more of the sick punch the rape scene contained. 

And it’s a shame. Becuase, besides the movie being really pretty to look at, it has a great actor in Garrett Dillahunt playing the main heavy, Krug. I’d watch Garrett Dillahunt in anything after his terrific turns in Deadwood, No Country for Old Men and The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford. So it’s not surprising that I liked him here as he fills David Hess’ small shoes. He does get a little shafted, though as Dillahunt is playing Krug as a very smart psychopath, and when the tables get turned on him at the end, the script doesn’t give the character anything particularly cunning to do. Still, Dillahunt brings a nice level of menace to an otherwise cartoonish band of baddies, and he’s genuinely scary at times.

Unfortunately, Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter (both capable performers) are simply serviceable as the parents; since the movie never brings them to enact genuine evil onto their attackers — every action they take, even seeking out the criminals in their dark guest house, feels like self-defense. They just have to be totally tough parents and it’s boring as shit.

Special mention must be made of Spencer Treat Clark , who plays his role — Krug’s son who isn’t sure he wants to go into the family business of the ‘ol in and out — with an extra bit of bland. The script is already mercilessly against this kid: he’s a pussy from start to finish. A better actor could have maybe done something with the character to make me hate him less, but Clark’s mumbling borders on retardation of the likes I haven’t seen in long time. In fact, the only enjoyment I got out of him was when my brother and I, after the film, realized he was the kid from Gladiator and kept repeating “I shall cheer for you Rapist”.

Avoid this film. Seriously. Even if you’re a genre hound like me, avoid it like it has superpowered AIDS.


New Music: Japandroids – “Young Hearts Spark Fire”

March 12, 2009
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postnothing2001Japandroids are two dudes from Vancouver who make distortion-drenched garage-rock anthems about fast youth and faster women. They’re lyrics border on emo territory (boys leaving town, drinking, hurting, French kissing some French girls, never falling in love again) but their sound is chaotic, driving noise.”We used to dream/ Now we worry about dying,” yelps Brian King and David Prowse, and their lyrics clash with the thunderous, crashing drums and guitar, sounding almost like they’re trying to escape from it. Let’s hope they don’t, because this is one hell of a way to come out swinging.

Check the song out on their Myspace page.


This Trailer is Cursed

March 11, 2009
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I’m not entirely sure what I think about this, the trailer for Sam Raimi’s return to horror, Drag Me To Hell. I’m not getting a whole lot of old-school, madcap Raimi, as much as I am gothic horror. It’s an interesting spot but…I need more. But maybe they’ve saved the really zany stuff for the full film, as it might not translate well in chopped-up bits. I dunno. I begged a while back for a trailer but I’m not sure this is the one I wanted.


Fock You, Wain

March 9, 2009
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Motherfocker.

Universal is reportedly pushing Little Fockers out of their ass (I will not write birth metaphors for shit), with John Hamburg (sucks!) on current script duties and Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Owen Wilson all in talks to appear. Jay Roach (sucks worse!) wouldn’t direct this one  and offers have been out to other comedy directors.

One of them is David Wain. Yes the genius behind the State, Wet Hot American Summer and undeniably under-rated “Winona Ryder fucks a dummy movie” The Ten. I guess we should have seen it coming, as Wain jumped into more mainstream comedy with last year’s Role ModelsMTV got the story and, when asked about it, he says: “Discussions are being had.” 

Here’s what he should have said: “Hell no. I hope they abort that little Focker.”

You could say that I’m just being overly negative. On the bright side, if this did really well, it could allow Wain to make whatever twisted shit is bouncing around in his head. But still…fock this movie.


Film Review: Watchmen

March 8, 2009
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I am in awe.

These were the words that distinctly stood out in my mind about thirty minutes into my first viewing of Watchmen. Not simply because of the master-craft that I was witnessing on the screen, but because what I was witnessing was a miracle. I was seeing a large budgeted Watchmen film unspool before my very eyes and, not only was it not a travesty, it was a little less than a masterpiece. A visual explosion of the kind that I had not witnessed in years; one that not only captured the audacity of the graphic novel, but also its soul. 

Zack Snyder has done what many have considered to be virtually impossible. He took Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon’s legendary comic book, Watchmen, and channeled it through Thomas Edison’s moving picture machine. And he has created not just a a moving version of the novel — some processional of images or a living audio book. He’s made a film that feels like a living, breathing entity all its own while also being a near pitch perfect (and almost frame-for-frame recreation in parts) distillation of the book. Zack Snyder has not just shown reverence to the source material, but also created an extension to the printed page — one that will transport a new generation of viewers into the world of the Minutemen and Crimebusters without requiring them to turn a single page (not that they shouldn’t get off their lazy asses and grab a copy of the book ASAP).

Had Snyder only succeeded in doing this, he would have undoubtedly earned a gushing  review from me. But he, against all odds, does so much more; creating a movie that flirts with being amongst the best I have ever witnessed; one  that doesn’t just retell a tale that has stuck with me ever since the first time I read it, but manages to capture the soul and beauty of each and every one of its charcters. And even if this emotion doesn’t quite hit you, the sheer ambition of what is being presented onscreen should be enough to keep you plastered to your chair, eyes about ready to pop out of your skull as its visual mastery blows your hair back. This is the type of film that is not made anymore. A big budget blockbuster that has more on its mind than explosions and sexiness (though there’s plenty of both present). No, this is a film about big ideas, wrapped in the pretty christmas paper of a Super-hero film.

The first thirty-five minutes of Watchmen may be among the most dizzying and dazzling in film history. The  movie opens with a breakneck paced piece of violence, as the Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is assaulted and then thrown out of his several story high apartment window. It is a vicious battle; one where every blow is felt by the audience (and amplified by the undeniably exquisite sound design). But, even before the unspeakable act, Zack Snyder is throwing an almost unfathomable amount of period and world-building detail at the audience. The Comedian is watching a McGloghlin Group interview with Pat Buchanan about the impending ivansion of Afghanistan by the Russians while a poster of the original Silk Spectre (in an almost Bettie Page like pose) hangs on the wall. All immersive additions that Snyder uses to introduce you to the alternate 1985 that these disgraced and (mostly) retired superheros inhabit.

The film that Watchmen is most comparable to is Blade Runner. As thoroughly detail oriented Ridley Scott was in creating his bleak, rain-slicked vision of the future, Zack Snyder is just as devoted to recreating the past. But beyond having an almost obsessive eye for detail, Snyder has somehow convinced a studio to let him create a grandiose, non-commercial $100 million plus art film; a strange kind of neo-noir that exists in its own bizarre world and whose sole purpose, it seems, is to question the very nature of humanity itself (again, much like Blade Runner). Now — I’m not entirely sure that Watchmen is comparable in quality to Ridley Scott’s masterpiece (I don’t want to make hyperbole-laden claims about the quality of Watchmen at this point. I want to see it again. And probably again. But it’s one helluva good movie, and I suspect a much, much better one in the 3 hour and 15 minute Director’s Cut form), but I know for a fact its a film that is going to grow on me with time, much like how Deckard and the Replicants he chased did.

One of the wonders of the film is how easily it handles its multiple  narratives and keeps the momentum moving at a very fast clip. Again, I am stunned that  a major studio looked at this script and gave not only a OK, but the amount of money that Warners did. Most execs would take one glance at the sprawling, multi-character developing plots and say, “cut this or its getting sent back to development Hell.” There is flashback upon flashback (much like the novel), showing how all of these characters came to be, and how their interactions with each other (and especially the Comedian) that would normally slow a film to a grinding halt. But Snyder’s skills as a filmmaker have grown so tremendously (a side note: I HATED 300) that he is able to juggle all of them with a skill and grace of a much more mature auteur.

The best sequence of the film is certainly the extended ten-minute Dr. Manhattan origin scene; the only legitimately super-powered character in the story, the near-omnipotent Dr. Manhattan abandons Earth halfway through the film, retreating to Mars to contemplate where exactly he fits amongst a world of mere mortals he no longer has any sort of feelings for. Dr. Manhattan was once a man, but a very comic book-y atomic accident turned him into something approaching God (resulting in one of the best lines in both the book and film: “God is real and He is American”); he experiences the world and reality in ways that human cannot even begin to fathom, and over the decades of watching everyone he has known and loved grow old and die while he is stuck in a perpetual state of perfect youth, he has slowly lost his ability to comprehend us as a species. On Mars, Manhattan remembers his life, and it’s here that the film truly showcases all of the elements that make it a stunner. Scored to Philip Glass music (from the experimental film Koyantiquassi), the series of scenes use bold, beautiful visuals to tell the story and weave the strands of Manhattan’s origin and the history of the Watchmen world’s superheroes together while also creating an eye-popping piece of visual art for the viewer. Snyder’s every frame is filled to the edges with information, ranging from the tiniest details that only obsessives will note to bigger things that supplement the story in a glance. And tying the scene together completely is the narration by Billy Crudup, bringing a sense of disconnection as Dr. Manhattan, but not coldness. There is a sadness in Manhattan’s inhuman voice that Crudrup brings to even the smallest scene and it is heart breaking. His performance is arresting filled with such subtlety that I can’t wait to revisit it on a second viewing for I know there were little ticks and details that I missed as they shined through the dense motion capture. On the surface — Manhattan believes that he has left behind his human emotions but we can see that it’s still there, hidden just beneath the icy blue exterior of the being who has transcended and thus forgotten to be a man. And, to add to that effect, Snyder’s impeccible SFX teams has created not just a big blue, naked man on the screen; but there are things happening underneath the surface of his skin — tiny particles moving and charging themselves.

Billy Crudup isn’t the only actor to give an off the charts performance. Jackie Earle Haley seems to have been born to play the role of Rorschach (much like Mickey Rourke was born to play Randy “The Ram” in The Wrestler). Most impressive is the way that he understands the two sides of the character, and how he plays the psychotic, masked detective in and out of costume. In costume there’s an ease and grace to his motions and physique, and Haley captures the way that Rorschach is both at home in and sickened by his city’s maggot infested underbelly. He loathes and wishes death upon the pimps and whores and thieves, but he walks among them like he belongs, and it’s because without them Rorschach with be without purpose in the world. And when his internalized monologues become externalized into violence, it comes not with an explosion, but a seeming sigh. When the mask (“his face” as he calls it) is removed Haley becomes a coiled weapon, a rattlesnake ready to strike even the gentlest of hands. But behind the seething rage that Haley’s eyes exhibit, there is a child-like innocence and hurt. He’s naked without that mask, exposed. And Haley finds levels beyond that, especially in Rorschach’s ‘origin’ flashback, when he stops being just a costumed crimefighter and turns into something much more ugly and, dare I say it, sort of evil. And when his final moments come in the film it is some of Haley’s most powerful work; a haunting, tear-inducing split-second when little boy and psychopath collide, knowing that they are both sides helpless in a world far more powerful than either of them.

And while Rorschach is the dark, cold heart at the center of the film, he is surrounded by colorful and sometimes warm characters. Jeffrey Dean Morgan exudes a sleazy charm as The Comedian (though the fact that his larger than life presence is removed so early in the film is felt for the rest of its running time). Patrick Wilson is the schlubby every-man of the group as Dan Dreiberg (Nite Owl II); the Watchmen equivalent of Batman who, without his suit, can’t seem to, um…perform. While Dan’s personality is much more subdued than his cohorts doesn’t mean that his arc is any less important to the film. And the fact that Zack Snyder devotes so much running time to Wilson’s interpretation of the character shows that the director gets his symbolic purpose: he is what happens when an average joe suits up to get his jollies; a fact that would again have the Hollywood suits running in fear and disgust. But it is again an understanding of the existential qualities and messages contained in the book.

There is one huge hole at the center of all this heaping of praise. Though Snyder gets all of these things so, so right the film still feels feels truncated. There’s no doubt that releasing a two hour, forty minute brazenly non-mainstream, resolutely non-commercially minded film like this is a display of giant balls on the part of Warner Bros. But to fans of the graphic novel its readily apparent where the cuts came in to  play, both large and small (I’m looking at you, “Excised fate of Hollis Mason”). This is where the reported forty minutes that are going to be put back into the Director’s Cut are going to be crucial for a “full” experience. As incredible as the world Snyder created is, it’s still missing the small nuances like the two Bernies at the newsstand. They’re there — but the removal of their witty banter and sometimes touching relationship weakens the full emotional impact of the films finale. Also, the inclusion of Bubastis with the new, Squid-free ending seems to be oddly out of place. It feels like a shout-out to fans simply for the sake of it and, though its cool to see the big cat on screen, I could have easily done without it.

Since we’re on the subject, I’m only going to say this about the altered ending: it works. Fanboys (such as the monumental douchebags that make up the AICN message boards) need to shut it about the squid. The new ending ties the film together up near-perfectly and, dare I say it, packs a much more emotional wallop than the alien massacre at the end of the novel.

The fact is — those whining about cuts or strange, nitpicky details are missing the much bigger picture. Zack Snyder has crafted a masterful super-hero film that delivers both on an entertainment and intellectual level. How fucking rare and awesome is that? Though it’s an abridged version, it’s still an amazing one and we’re going to get most of those little details reinserted with the Director’s Cut. Fans should be rejoicing the fact that a major studio has not just catered to their needs, but delivered a product that us going to be reward on repeat viewings and be discussed for years to come.


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